Blind, Yogurty Item
Posted on Thursday, July 23rd, 2009 at 2:30 am
photo credit: Fats Superhead
What idiot publisher (who once, a long, long time ago, thought she was EIC and fired everyone and then put out the worst-selling issue ever of TK magazine) once responded thusly to a certain call to action?
FROM NY OFFICE: Hey everyone,
Just letting everyone know that I will be cleaning out the fridge tomorrow; so if you have something that you don’t want thrown out please let me know!
FROM ERSTWHILE PUB-IN-CHIEF (via Reply All):
I just put my Fage yogurt with honey in. I missed breakfast so I will eat it tomorrow am. Please don’t throw it away.
No news is good news, Whori. And nobody (and I mean nobody) cares about your breakfast. And maybe you should keep it to yourself, else something goes awry with that delicious Greek treat you are so looking forward to but are far too busy busy firing people! to consume.
PS. I know this seems odd as all is well and good with YUD, but I was finally clearing out some 4,133 Blackberry-forwarded messages from my former place of employment and, ooh, I got really ticked reading some of ‘em.
Even YUD is human. I suppose.
OMG that is hilarious. I love it when twatwaffles hit reply all on banal emails such as this with their stupid-ass self-important replies. I also love leather office wear.
why is it so hard to just wait for revenge to play itself out? if only I were a better christian.
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