Your Unemployed Daughter

How does an unemployed mannequin feel? Stripped down and nude, adhesive taped to chests and thighs…heavily discounted…headless and forced to stand in a crowd of skinny biotches… It must be mortifying!

Derek has captured another one of his beauts. He says, “A store was liquidating and these mannequins were on sale. Who will they become?”

Who, indeed, Derek? Do they have resumes? And where is Kim Cattrall?

Interesting, if creepy, aside: this fellow loved mannequins, but he was the unemployed one. Short story writers take note!