Best Thing About Tuesday? It Ain’t Monday
Posted on Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 at 9:05 am
YUD woke up on the wrong side of the bed yesterday. (Whatever that really means, and however it was derived, the fact is, she was cranking like a bizotch. And she took it out on poor Henry P. Torrence, Coordinator, among others. Not that he didn’t deserve it. But I’ll get to that later.)
At any rate, the crankiness is more likely due to lack of sleep, and “woman troubles,” and heat (more people kill each other in hot weather, does that surprise anyone?), and, not least, the fact that she is going into an office today, for the next 2 weeks—something that causes anxiety as well as pleasure over upcoming monies to be paid and boozy deliciousness and/or shoes to be bought.
In fact, she must conclude this post asap so as not to be late for first day (sigh) of picking up new security badge and figuring out what magazine she’s indeed “guest copy editing” for, but stay strong, friends. Stay in the air conditioning. Watch an episode of Charmed for me.
I’ll be back with you shortly. And I’ll try to keep my left foot from touching the floor in the meantime.
