I Never Drink When I Fly
Posted on Friday, October 2nd, 2009 at 3:31 pmHey guys,
So, someone I think you may know is writing a recession column on this rather cool site called True/Slant, and we think/hope you will like it…
Please follow our intrepid writer so that she gets kudos from her semi-employers and they willingly hand over her monthly stipend so she can keep herself in Ramen.
Hey, YUD can’t wear her YUD-cloak all the time.
But just as etiquette would dictate with Clark Kent and Superman, we’ll never be in the same room at the same time. And we’d prefer it if you keep quiet about how the one of us is so much hotter. It becomes awkward.
PS. Tequila is my kryptonite. It’s official.

So…that was you taking your clothes off in the phone booth!