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		<title>Arson, Madonna, and Jeans that Fit!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/01/21/arson-madonna-and-jeans-that-fit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 16:53:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: melbietoast2009
Update on the situation of weirdness yesterday in the apartment building: When I came home from the gym last eve I saw a mattress propped up outside for garbage collectors with a huge burn-hole in it.  Which explains why the lobby smelled kinda &#8230; singed.  
Apartment living!  You think [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give Me Booze, Give Me Pills—Just Don&#8217;t Give Me Them Booze Pills!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/12/04/give-me-booze-give-me-pills%e2%80%94just-dont-give-me-them-booze-pills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: whatmeworry101
Boozing (particularly wine drinking) has to be one of the best things in the world that humanity can do for itself.  Pour me a delicious Gruner or seven the evening after a stressful day and I will fall into your arms and heave a great sigh of contentment.  Assuming you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Turkey Trot Quitters Don&#8217;t Win, They Just Make Turkeys of Themselves</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/11/28/turkey-trot-quitters-dont-win-they-just-make-turkeys-of-themselves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: RBerteig
In celebration of all this turkey biz-nizz, our most disturbing Alaskan frenemy—yes, I&#8217;m speaking of she-who-must-not-be-named—ran herself a race.
No, sillies! Not that kind of race.  Please, never again that kind of race.  

Running a race, actually, is not fully accurate. What she did was sign up for a Thanksgiving Day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Job Seeker, Job Seeker, Let Down Your Hair</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/11/22/job-seeker-job-seeker-let-down-your-hair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: bernardoh
The party was good. Conversation flowed like the fine wine we quaffed, and I didn&#8217;t even need to mention yoga. I woke up with a matted tangle of hair on the back of my head rivaling the teasing in Olivia Newton-John&#8217;s mane after she went all bad-Sandy: &#8220;Tell me about it, stud.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trimming the Fat</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/10/14/trimming-the-fat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: dmytrok
Poor Filippa Hamilton!
First, Ralph Lauren decides to perform photoshop surgery on her rib cage because, well, in fashion, rib cages are OUT.  

Really, who needs them?  So pedestrian, the ribs. 
Then, adding insult to already vicious torso injury, he up and fires her because she is, apparently, a porker. 
As [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little White Lie</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/09/26/little-white-lie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:56:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: Kevin Labianco
I&#8217;m in D.C. now. Yeah, YUD gets around.  Why not?  I have the time. 
At any rate, D.C. is the town that I lived in as an undergraduate, attending the refined Jesuit institution known as Georgetown, despite the fact that I am neither Catholic nor religious.  One of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spamcession?</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/21/spamcession/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:52:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: vic15
In the last 24 hours, I have gotten the last 3 emails.  (I&#8217;ve gotten more than just 3 emails, don&#8217;t worry, but let&#8217;s focus on these for a moment.)
I mean, of course, we all get spam. Generally I don&#8217;t even open it.  But in this case, I was intrigued.  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calling All Sadists!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/06/26/calling-all-sadists/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 16:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bullshit Detector]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now here&#8217;s a job that I think may interest some of you!  (Whori,  you were always good at torture, right?  And devouring?)
TK Co. is looking for an experienced fashion writer to join our team as Editor of Coutorture. If you wait impatiently for Fashion Week to arrive, devour the runway images as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just Another BS Job Posting</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/06/23/just-another-bs-job-posting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: Whatsername?
Stumbled onto the copy job below this evening and, because YUD is here for you and has time and even a weird penchant for maths and such every now and again (must be an ME thing), she&#8217;s just going to point out that in order to make $25 per hour on $3.50 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Questionable Job Posting of the Day</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/06/18/questionable-job-posting-of-the-day/</link>
		<comments>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/06/18/questionable-job-posting-of-the-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 21:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bullshit Detector]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong.  I&#8217;m generally not out to make enemies (it just happens, okay?).  And I like a cool $100 in my little pink wallet as much as the next guy.  But does this job description (posted today on Mediabistro, names removed to protect the &#8220;innocent&#8221;) seem &#8211; somehow &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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