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	<title>Your Unemployed Daughter &#187; Folklore</title>
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		<title>I Love You, Rocky Vincent!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/01/19/i-love-you-rocky-vincent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 22:42:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: puck90
I simply adore a Tuesday that feels like a Monday that follows a three-day weekend, largely because it means we only have 3 more days until the next blessed weekend. When did I grow to love the weekend so much?  Like, always!
The only bad thing about it is that, even if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eat a Burger, Save C.F. Penn&#8217;s!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/01/15/eat-a-burger-save-c-f-penns/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 17:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: Mayu ;P
Some of you may know this already, as my identity is not so anonymous as I might like it to be, but I went to high school (5th grade through 12th, in fact) in a smallish-to-midsized Alabama town called Decatur.  
Yes, there&#8217;s one in Georgia, too, and Illinois, for that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whoot. Christmas Day.</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/12/25/whoot-christmas-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 17:03:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: ragingtornado
Christmas at the D-house. We&#8217;re full of traditions here, including partying it up on Christmas Eve, ripping through all the presents under the tree (taking turns on delivery based on whomever is wearing the Santa hat), drinking until we can&#8217;t stand (at least, me, but that was I think due to my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, Pooh!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/09/30/oh-pooh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:24:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: Loren Javier
One of my favorite fictional characters of all time has to be Eeyore, the glum little grey donkey of the Winnie-the-Pooh series.  I dream of employing regular sarcasm with such unfailingly dry, pitch-perfect delivery. 
Here are a few of his (or, actually, A.A. Milne&#8217;s) gems:
&#8220;I might have known,&#8221; said Eeyore. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ms. White and the Seven Happily Employeds</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/09/22/ms-white-and-the-seven-happily-employeds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 18:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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This morning, as I was heading over to the coffee pot for a fresher-up, a song popped into my head &#8230;  a song you might remember from a movie digitally remastered during your youth, and that is, of course, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.  
Ignoring the more obvious social implications of this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Celebrities Are Just Like Us!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/30/celebrities-are-just-like-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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Michael Cera gets fired from Knocked Up from Judd Apatow
This is old, but certainly still applicable, perhaps more now than ever. In these trying times Hollywood is facing the same struggles as you and me: surviving on Ramen and dishwater, borrowing money from their parents, taking books back to the Strand, reaching out to certain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tales from the Trenches: A Government Worker Works!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/06/26/tales-from-the-trenches-a-government-worker-works/</link>
		<comments>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/06/26/tales-from-the-trenches-a-government-worker-works/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 23:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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 photo credit: Castaway in Wales
One among us has experienced that which we all fear &#8211; the dreaded UNEMPLOYMENT ORIENTATION.  Read on for a glimmer of hope in these trying times.  Come now.  You have &#8220;nowhere to be in a hurry.&#8221;
I woke up bright and early (8:30 am) and headed on down [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The One About the Dead Dog</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/06/05/the-one-about-the-dead-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:43:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe you&#8217;ve heard this already.  A girl, recently unemployed in New York City, turns to dog-sitting to pay her rent.  She&#8217;s checking in on a couple&#8217;s German Shepherd at their Tribeca apartment. But when she opens the front door, there is the dog, sprawled in the middle of the foyer, dead as a [...]]]></description>
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