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	<description>the halcyon days and sleepless nights of a formerly high-powered media exec</description>
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		<title>Updates and Such</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/03/29/updates-and-such/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 01:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Ch-Ch-ChanGES]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Benefits]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foster kamer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[introductions]]></category>
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Hey, all of ya&#8217;all.  So I kinda sorta have a new gig, with benefits and everything.  Please read me at the Village Voice&#8217;s news blog, ]]></description>
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		<title>For Shame, Luke Wilson</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/03/23/for-shame-luke-wilson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 20:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Skewerings]]></category>
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Someone&#8217;s been sticking in my craw lately, and I don&#8217;t mean that in the good way (is there a good way?). And I don&#8217;t mean the guy eating soup, either; that dude&#8217;s a fine little actor.
But seriously, once slender and sensitive brunette brother Wilson-the-younger, fixture of Wes Anderson films, bringer of indie cred? You are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hold Fast to Your Dreams, Little Ones</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/03/18/hold-fast-to-your-dreams-little-ones/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[donna simpson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dream big]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guiness book of world records]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[MILFs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world's fattest woman]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: Pierre Marcel
I&#8217;m heartened to find that in this day and age of unrequited dreams and crushed hopes, there are those who continue to strive against all odds to accomplish their goals, however whimsical or strenuous or far-reaching they may be. 
Take Donna Simpson. She currently weighs 600 pounds, or so she says, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Oh, He Occasionally Takes an Alcoholiday.&#8221; —Wilde</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[From the Trenches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[artic monkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[being green]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dressing for the holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ireland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[midtown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parades]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shamrocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[st. patrick's day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the o'connors]]></category>
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I am one of those contrarian peoples (or maybe just highly self-aware) who gets up in the morning and thinks, Oh, heavens to bejeezus no, it&#8217;s St. Patrick&#8217;s Day!  That green dress I was planning on wearing must not touch my body, else people think I actually coordinated my outfit to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From the Department of Corrections</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/03/16/from-the-department-of-corrections/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[in support of not aging before your time]]></category>
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YUD&#8217;s mother would like to point out that, in fact, she could NOT be Ali McGraw&#8217;s older sister unless there have been at work some bizarre time-machine machinations involving a DeLorean, a large supply of plutonium (compliments of your friendly neighborhood plutonium-suppliers), and, of course, the elegant brilliance of the flux capacitor. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Poll</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/03/12/friday-poll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Mom & Pop Shop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ali mcgraw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brain surgery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gypsy ladies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to wear a headscarf]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[stylin']]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YUD's mother]]></category>

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Now, does this look like a woman who just had brain surgery?  Or more like Ali McGraw&#8217;s better-looking older sister, or perhaps a gypsy lady with really great teeth who you wouldn&#8217;t mind getting pickpocketed by, because oh, there would be LAUGHS?
Yes, this is YUD&#8217;s mother.  We think she looks pretty stylin&#8217; in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Knitting Bandit Strikes Jersey Shore &#8230; Miley and Nick Hook Up &#8230; Lindsay May Have a Point?!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/03/11/knitting-bandit-strikes-jersey-shore-miley-and-nick-hook-up-and-more/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[nicolas sparks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slee-otch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the notebook]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: MrFoxyy
There&#8217;s some exciting shit going down this week! And I&#8217;m gonna tell you about it.  
First, there seems to be an escapee from a thread-based asylum on the loose (just like a dropped stitch, yuk yuk) in Cape May, New Jersey. Some nice old lady (or perhaps a drug-addled Jersey Shore [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Once Upon a Taco Salad</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/03/10/once-upon-a-taco-salad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Food Coma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comfort diner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coreys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faux-retro dining establishments]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: mrpbody33
Today is a day of endings, of things I&#8217;ve always considered permanent being ripped from me, taken before their time (even if I haven&#8217;t thought about them much in the past couple of years, that doesn&#8217;t mean I&#8217;d forgotten them, and anyway, never you mind about that).
After waking to the news that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Alas, Poor Corey</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/03/10/alas-poor-corey/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[the lost boys]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perhaps I didn&#8217;t know him, exactly, but I did tear many a page featuring his boyish visage from the pages of my Tiger Beat and/or Bop magazines, and I stuck them to my walls (all the better to gaze at) despite my parents hating that they&#8217;d eventually have to repaint my glorious seafoam green room. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cheers!</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2010/03/09/cheers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:43:24 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Booze Hound]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol studies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[booze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drinking is good for you]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[james c. garbutt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LA Times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[midlife crisis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[science schmience]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scientific studies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[teetotalers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: moacirpdsp
Hey all of you teetotalers out there reading my blog!  (Wait, why would you do that to yourself? You know that Gruner Veltliner is wine, right? AKA booze?) 
Anyways, hold onto your dry counties, because have I got a scoop for you.  Or more accurately, the L.A. Times does. Get [...]]]></description>
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