2
Mar
Posted in Appreciation | 2 Comments »
photo credit: PhotographLayne
Hey, hey! The middle-aged lady is one step closer to middle-aged! And that is a cause for celebration. And perhaps botox.
But those are worries for later. Because, well, you know it’s a good birthday when …
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Tags: botox, good days, happy birthday, middle agers, moms, the arrogant worms, white rabbits
17
Dec
Posted in Runty Rants | 1 Comment »
photo credit: Julep67
Today I’ll be playing the role of Andy Rooney, and you will be my amused viewership. You’ve tuned in, as usual, to see me go batshit on something rather mundane and universal to the human experience.
And this Thursday, that is: WAITING IN DOCTOR’S OFFICES.
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Tags: 60 minutes, andy rooney, blackberry broken, bob cratchit, botox, docked wages, doctor's office, holiday fire-happy, late, long wait, mr. scrooge, on time, people carrying things, upper east side dermatologist, waiting at the doctor, waiting rooms, who annoys me most, wrist hairs
