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	<title>Your Unemployed Daughter &#187; derek ivie</title>
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		<title>The Curse of Crank</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/09/28/the-curse-of-crank/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:47:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[crankensituation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: Zeusandhera
Today I&#8217;m feeling a little bit Monday.  Chalk it up to being away all weekend and, yes, maybe drinking a bit too much and working out too little, but I woke up sleepy, cranky, and generally out of sorts.  Even though, really, life is not so bad.
Still, when some overweight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things Getting Me Through Unemployment #8</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/08/25/things-getting-me-through-unemployment-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:33:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[derek ivie]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[leisure time]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[All in all, this has been a pretty good summer for skies, hasn&#8217;t it?  I mean, yes, often they&#8217;ve been cloudy, or grey and swamplike, or pouring rain for so many days we start to stockpile wine corks for our ark, or weirdly red and tornadoey, or even shockingly Ghostbusters-esque &#8230; and every so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things Getting Me Through Unemployment #15</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/08/14/things-getting-me-through-unemployment-15/</link>
		<comments>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/08/14/things-getting-me-through-unemployment-15/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TGMTU]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[3 more weekends in august]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bud light]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[rose]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alas! It has come to my attention that we have but 3 more weekends in August, including the one that starts most immediately, as soon as we can leave our places of business (or non-business) and get things started.

There&#8217;s nothing better, in YUD&#8217;s opinion, on a late-summer Friday when the sun&#8217;s still out and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Much Depends on a Red Strawberry</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/08/07/so-much-depends-on-a-red-strawberry/</link>
		<comments>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/08/07/so-much-depends-on-a-red-strawberry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:18:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[derek ivie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook hacking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grilled cheese sandwich]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leftovers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[leisure time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maytag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mr. t]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peeing in pizza]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[so much depends]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the magazine staffer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ photo credit: Hello Simon Swatman
Recently, a friend hacked into another friend&#8217;s Facebook account.  (Friend 2 had been on Facebook at Friend 1&#8217;s apartment the night before, so the hack was a punishment of sorts for the second friend&#8217;s forgetting to close out.  As such, it was not so much a hack as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dress Me Up and Take Me Home</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/08/01/dress-me-up-and-take-me-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 16:27:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TGMTU]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[kim cattrall]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[liquidation sale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mannequin fetishist]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[How does an unemployed mannequin feel?  Stripped down and nude, adhesive taped to chests and thighs&#8230;heavily discounted&#8230;headless and forced to stand in a crowd of skinny biotches&#8230; It must be mortifying!

Derek has captured another one of his beauts. He says, &#8220;A store was liquidating and these mannequins were on sale. Who will they become?&#8221;

Who, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Unemployment Lookbook #2: Sporty Spice</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/29/unemployment-lookbook-2-sporty-spice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[derek ivie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[details]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dressing down in a down market]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[recession fashion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[the gap]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Derek Ivie, the legend behind TGMTU, shows YUD Fashion Director Lindsey Hunter Lopez the upside of dressing down (in a down market) at a midtown lunch near his former place of employment. While the suits strut the street in hot, wooly cocoons, Derek breezes around NYC looking casual cool. 
LHL: Derek, what is the key [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stop to Smell the Roses</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/22/stop-to-smell-the-roses/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 14:11:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TGMTU]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bandana/hat wearing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bret michaels]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chance meetings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[derek ivie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[every rose has its thorn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Wednesday!  Here&#8217;s a pretty, pretty picture from our dear Mr. Ivie, who says, &#8220;My neighbor&#8217;s rosebush. Always reaching to the sky.&#8221;
Just like us!

I&#8217;m very sorry, but this just had to be done.  Watch at your own emotional peril. (Witness serious acting chops 27 seconds in &#8230; and bikini briefs!)
And while the music [...]]]></description>
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		<title>King of the Carrot Flowers</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/13/king-of-the-carrot-flowers/</link>
		<comments>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/13/king-of-the-carrot-flowers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TGMTU]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anne frank]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another mouthwatering TGMTU from Derek, who&#8217;s off this week enjoying sunny Puerto Rico (good pics TK!).  
Of this latest installment, he says, &#8220;They came with our Pad Thai! Delicious!&#8221; 
By the way, in case you were wondering, &#8220;King of the Carrot Flowers&#8221;  is a song by Neutral Milk Hotel, an intriguing and sadly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thank Heavens It&#8217;s Stopped Raining</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/09/thank-heavens-its-stopped-raining/</link>
		<comments>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/09/thank-heavens-its-stopped-raining/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:45:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TGMTU]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[wind chime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[windchime.com]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to the washout of June finally starting to seem like a distant, damp memory (fingers crossed, people, fingers crossed), here&#8217;s another something to be happy about.
Things Getting Me Through Unemployment #18: 
This suncatcher wind chime, in both sound and color! 

Don&#8217;t despair: Get your own at this unemployment-friendly Super Sale. (YUD likes this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ooh, This My Shit, This My Shit</title>
		<link>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/06/gwen-stefani/</link>
		<comments>http://yourunemployeddaughter.com/2009/07/06/gwen-stefani/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Your Unemployed Daughter</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[TGMTU]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[derek ivie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gavin rossdale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gwen stefani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kingston rossdale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[no doubt tour]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Things Getting Me Through Unemployment #s 26 and 27:
Gwen Stefani, from the third row at the No Doubt concert.
Derek, I think those boots are getting me through unemployment. 
But where oh where is Kingston?


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