Your Unemployed Daughter

photo credit: Loren Javier

One of my favorite fictional characters of all time has to be Eeyore, the glum little grey donkey of the Winnie-the-Pooh series. I dream of employing regular sarcasm with such unfailingly dry, pitch-perfect delivery.

Here are a few of his (or, actually, A.A. Milne’s) gems: Read the rest of this entry »