22
Nov
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The party was good. Conversation flowed like the fine wine we quaffed, and I didn’t even need to mention yoga. I woke up with a matted tangle of hair on the back of my head rivaling the teasing in Olivia Newton-John’s mane after she went all bad-Sandy: “Tell me about it, stud.”
And my head still hurts, and it’s almost 5 pm. Which means, like I said, party was good.
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19
Nov
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Have you ever wondered to yourself: Am I the kiss-ass sycophant in the office who everybody hates and mocks ceaselessly behind my back? Or am I the rebel with a cause—that cause being the end to oppression at the hands of the self-appointed boss-cum-dictator?
Wait no more, the truth will be yours! You need only take this handy-dandy quiz supplied by our friends over at USA Today to determine whether you’re a brown-nosing toady—or a straight-shooter with upper management written all over you.
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Tags: are you a brown-noser quiz, brown nosers, business strategy, employee behavior, end to job oppression, james westphal, office life, self-appointed boss-cum-dictator, straight shooter with upper management written all over you, university of michigan, USA Today
