2
Feb
Posted in Confessions | 2 Comments »

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Yep, I’m that bad a moviegoer. If you don’t believe me, let me assure you that the movie I saw prior to the aforementioned was New Moon. And before that? I don’t even remember! Julie and Julia, perhaps?
Of course, if we expand my movie-watching to include films viewed at home as well as en theater, we can add such goodies as, um, Julie and Julia again (yeah, it was on Movies on Demand and I demanded it!), Breakfast at Tiffany’s (on FREE Movies on Demand, which I love), and Mad Men Season 2. I know, I know, that’s not a movie. You people are sticklers!
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Tags: an education, carey mulligan, faux Brooklyn hippie, hummer, it's complicated, julie and julia, new moon, oscar nominees, peter sarsgaard, the blind side, twilight saga, up in the air
22
Nov
Posted in Bullshit Detector | No Comments »

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The party was good. Conversation flowed like the fine wine we quaffed, and I didn’t even need to mention yoga. I woke up with a matted tangle of hair on the back of my head rivaling the teasing in Olivia Newton-John’s mane after she went all bad-Sandy: “Tell me about it, stud.”
And my head still hurts, and it’s almost 5 pm. Which means, like I said, party was good.
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Tags: bellevue, cocaine, drug tests, drugs in the workplace, employee behavior, hair test, hr, meth, middle-management, new moon, olivia newton-john, paper pusher, quest diagnostics, sandy in grease, taylor lautner, teased hair, tell me about it stud, twilight saga, urine test, USA Today
2
Nov
Posted in Runty Rants | 1 Comment »

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Few things make me more cranky than waiting for money that’s due to me. I’ve trained myself not to even expect a check until after the first 30 days post invoicing, but when someone tells you it’s going to be sent on one day, and then it isn’t, it’s even worse than if they’d told you it was going to be 60 days in the first place.
That said, I realize companies have their own systems of paying you, and I’m sure those are highly intricate and complex machinations, but God, man! I have my own needs for the money I’ve earned (past tense) from you.
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Tags: 30 days past due, 60 days, accounts payable, ap, bella, COBRA, cranky monday, edward, freelancing, indian food, invoice 4, invoicing, jacob, money due, new moon, payback, paychecks, spoof, twilight, unwanted, vampires, vendors, waiting to get paid