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Turkey Trot Quitters Don’t Win, They Just Make Turkeys of Themselves

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Turkey Hop
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In celebration of all this turkey biz-nizz, our most disturbing Alaskan frenemy—yes, I’m speaking of she-who-must-not-be-named—ran herself a race.

No, sillies! Not that kind of race. Please, never again that kind of race.

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