2
Nov
Posted in Job Search | 1 Comment »

photo credit: Graela
Here’s something odd. Not the job, which sounds like a great one for the right person. Part of me has always thought it might be nice to work at a college. Good benefits, decent hours, fewer (you’d think) crazy people. Plus, Pratt would probably be creative, no? And maybe you could snag some free classes!
But what’s weird is how they want you to apply. If you scroll down, you find this:
Online applications will not be accepted for this position. Please submit a resume, a cover letter that includes salary history and expectations, and the names and contact information for three professional references to:
Executive Director
Office of Public Relations and Communications
Pratt Institute
200 Willoughby Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11205
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Tags: andy rooney, bricks and mortar resume, college jobs, communications, counterintuitive, IBM selectric, internet-era, job posts, mediabistro, online applications, postal service, PR, pratt, print, quill, stamps, twitter, typewriter, university, usps
23
Oct
Posted in Life Coach | 4 Comments »

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This week has been a red-letter week of sorts, at least in my book. Allow me to tell you why.
1. I bought a new shower curtain. Finally. And it’s pretty darn cute. Not to mention, my old one was hella moldy. Here’s a pic.

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Tags: bang trim, capitalist leanings, dan brown, first donation ever, glass half full, gruner veltliner, james earl jones impersonation, jen, masonic rites, mohawk, moldy sandwiches, pat kiernan, pitcher of tea, recession haircut, reduced fat cheez-its, robert langdon, roger clark, secrets of the lost symbol, shower curtain with male and female bathroom figures, top chef, turtlenecks, twitter
19
Oct
Posted in Job Search | 1 Comment »

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Village Voice Media currently has several postings for an “email czar” on Mediabistro.com. I fancy myself no such thing, but it would be fun to call myself a czar, and I kinda wondered exactly what an email czar would do on a day-to-day basis.
So I clicked.
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Tags: eating email, email czar, facebook, joblessness, luddite, marketer, mediabistro.com, PR, social marketing guru, stick-in-the-mud, twitter, village voice media, wackadoo, waffle house, writer
29
Aug
Posted in Dept. of Labor | 2 Comments »

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I stumbled upon this story in the NYT today while scanning the headlines pre-yoga. Since I too have been dubbed middle-aged (though with less impact given the 25 hopefully good years before I reach the age of 58), I read it. And my heart goes out to this fellow.
I am sure it must be much, much harder to be 58 and unemployed than, say, 33 or 22 and without a job. Like our feelin-sorry-for-hisself 31-year-old employed editor from the Gawker piece, Michael Blattman is also “at a professional dead end”—but without the nimbleness or freedom from the burden of alimony that comes with comparative youth.
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Tags: 58 and unemployed, bureau of labor statistics, gawker, loverboy, match.com, mercedes, michael blattman, new rochelle, new york times, plight of the poor employed, shifting paradigms, the holocaust, twitter, unemployment perspective, working for the weekend
27
Jun
Posted in News, Weekenders | No Comments »

photo credit: Dark Botxy
We unemployed people are in a precarious position. On one hand, we’re free as the bees’ knees; without jobs to go to the next morning, we can party and dance on bars and drink and stay out late, sleep til 2 the next day, no problem, no worries. And some of us do.
We also desperately crave attention and conversations and people interactions, particularly if we are, say, former managing editors. And we do not get those things when we are home alone working on freelance item #7 or blogging all day. It is a vicious circle. Some might say we have become needy exhibitionists. That is the worst sort.
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Tags: COBRA, crazy pants, drinks, facebook, gchat, gmail, google, having game, leisure time, macbook, managing editor, married men, stalker tendencies, twitter, unemployment, unemployment crazy, YourUnemployedD